Ex jokes

Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.

So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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What do call an ex lesbian??? A Clitter Quitter

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex

A T-ex

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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