I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
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