My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
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