Puns jokes

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.

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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

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