Puns jokes

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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Little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

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Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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