Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
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