Puns jokes

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

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Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.

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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

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