Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
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