What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
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