A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
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