What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me? ! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
What do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?
I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
What does a shark smoke sea-WEED
How do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
A little chimney said: “Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I’m about to smoke!!”
The big chimney said next to him: “Well, your to young to smoke…”
What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke?
A blue Winston
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Why cant orphans smoke
They dont have parents._.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
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