When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
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