I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
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