Dark Humor

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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My life

Tell me when you get it

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???

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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words. “You little bastard!”

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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