so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
My life Tell me when you get it
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
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