Dark Humor

What has four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler at a park.

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that?

Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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What game does an emo love

Hang man

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11…

Allahu Akbar!

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants??

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Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?

Because every scene has a cast!

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I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

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I will never forget my mother and fathers last words

WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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