What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
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