Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
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