The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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