I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
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