What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
A FLATLINE!
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
My life
Tell me when you get it
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words. “You little bastard!”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.
My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
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