Sea jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

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why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!

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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea

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What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food

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