What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start:)
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Bs
Dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
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