Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
Whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn’t!
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”…
…so I threw a dictionary at him.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
Whats brown and sticky? …
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
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