If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
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