Paint jokes

I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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