What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
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