Paint jokes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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these are all of my terrible jokes Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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