What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.”. Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told.
What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between light and hard?
It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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