What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
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