What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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