What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber??
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
A least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
There is thin line between death and life!! You won’t live to see it …
The Cardiogram will!!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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