what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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