What is the difference between butter and a blonde? — Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Well at least one gets picked
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