What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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