yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
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