Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
The fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ".
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
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