yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
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