What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
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