Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

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Ur mom fat lol

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Rft

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