Fat jokes

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”

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