Fat jokes

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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ur mom fat lol

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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