Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
You are the reason double doors were invented
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
ur mom fat lol
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
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