What do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
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