Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
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