A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
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