I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
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