My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
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