What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
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