what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
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