if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
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