What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him. They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
I have a funny joke: my life
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
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