What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
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