Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 14 July
| Waiting jokes |
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
| Hit jokes |
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
| Dream jokes |
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
| Puns jokes |
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
| Computer jokes |
| Fight jokes |
Jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
| Family jokes |
| Fire jokes |
Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
| Doctors jokes |
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.
| Family jokes |
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
| Life jokes |
| Ex jokes |
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
| Woman jokes |
| Game jokes |
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
| Hell jokes |
If gay means happy then i am now straight
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
| Straight jokes |
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. “Doctor,” say Satan. “What is it?” The doctor sighs. “Well, it’s not a boy, and it’s not a girl.” Satan looks frustrated. “THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?” The doctor looks up. “It’s a goose.”
| Doctors jokes |
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
| Dream jokes |
It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
| Life jokes |
In the hospital paralyzed kid: I’m out walks out the room blind kid: you can walk?! mute kid: you can see?! deaf kid: you can talk?! doctor: wut the f(beep)k
| Doctors jokes |
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
| Waiting jokes |
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