Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 2 April

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

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Sea jokes
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What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!

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Transport jokes

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Priest jokes
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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Milk jokes
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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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Doctors jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes

So this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope jokes
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How does a train eat?

Chew chew!

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Transport jokes
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How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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Family jokes
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Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Fat jokes
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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

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Green jokes

What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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Hit jokes
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

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Life jokes
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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

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Fire jokes
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What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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Game jokes
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What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Game jokes

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference?
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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Woman jokes
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A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.

Knock knock who"s there? it’s the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.

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Smoking jokes
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I love stairs. They always bring me up

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Stairs jokes
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