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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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Puns jokes
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Why did stephen hawkins die

He lost internet connections

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Lost jokes

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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Computer jokes
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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Family jokes
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

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Dark Humor
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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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Dark Humor

So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink

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Bar jokes
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What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

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High jokes
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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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Transport jokes
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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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Priest jokes
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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference?

Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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Computer jokes
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What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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Game jokes
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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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What’s the difference?
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Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

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Dark Humor
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My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

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Family jokes

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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Green jokes
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Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

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Straight jokes
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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.

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Bar jokes
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Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

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Dream jokes
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If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

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Family jokes
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