Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 23 April

Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

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Dream jokes
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Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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Poor jokes
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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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Dark Humor

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Puns jokes
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What runs but never stop

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Family jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Hit jokes

If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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Sea jokes
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

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Game jokes
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You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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Doctors jokes
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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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Fire jokes
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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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Dark Humor

Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Green jokes
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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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Dream jokes
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Yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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Poor jokes
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In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Life jokes
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Hope jokes

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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Fat jokes
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I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

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Hell jokes
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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Puns jokes
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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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Hit jokes
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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Green jokes
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