Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 13 June

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Fat jokes
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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference?

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Dark Humor
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So there I was f@cking my sister and she’s shouts “god you f@ck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”

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Family jokes
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How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

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Puns jokes
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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Poor jokes

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Poor jokes
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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Stairs jokes
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I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.

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Family jokes
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What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come

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Woman jokes
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My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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Waiting jokes

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

The space bar!

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Computer jokes
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Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?

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Dream jokes
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A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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Woman jokes
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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Puns jokes
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Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it.

Guy: No I see your sister’s head

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Family jokes

What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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Ex jokes
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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Hit jokes
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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

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Hell jokes
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Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet

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Transport jokes
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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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Family jokes
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