Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 5 July

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Fat jokes
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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference?

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Puns jokes
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So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: “I’m sorry, you only have ten left.” The other man smiles nervously and asks, “T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him. “Nine.”

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Doctors jokes
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

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Life jokes
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What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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Game jokes

So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink

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Bar jokes
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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Dark Humor
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An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor

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Doctors jokes
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Im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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Dark Humor
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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Fat jokes

I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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High jokes
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

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Family jokes
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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Puns jokes
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Priest jokes

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Transport jokes
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So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says “get the belt” Johnny says “why?” His mother says “im gonna spank you for failing” Johnny says “so just like daddy? ” His father turns red knowing what they did last night

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Little Johnny
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My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

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Hell jokes
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Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.

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Doctors jokes
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What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

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Straight jokes
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