Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 27 January
| Hope jokes |
| Sea jokes |
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
| Hit jokes |
Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!
| What’s the difference? |
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
| Waiting jokes |
| Family jokes |
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
| Puns jokes |
| Poor jokes |
The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
| Woman jokes |
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
| Milk jokes |
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
| Job jokes |
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
| Puns jokes |
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
| Ex jokes |
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
| Woman jokes |
| What’s the difference? |
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
| Life jokes |
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
| Game jokes |
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
| Fire jokes |
What is green and looks like a school bus
A school bus
| Transport jokes |
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
| Woman jokes |
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ismael.” the parrot replies. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?” The parrot speaks yet again, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.”
| Transport jokes |
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