Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 26 April

Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

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Family jokes
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

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Dark Humor
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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

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Puns jokes

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference?
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Transport jokes
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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Hit jokes
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You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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Hope jokes

Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either

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Woman jokes
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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Poor jokes
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference?
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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

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Dark Humor
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Flag of Congo — Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

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Poor jokes

Why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

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Stick jokes
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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Milk jokes
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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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Dream jokes
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Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station

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Job jokes
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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference?

I KNOW IT’S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it’s time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

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Straight jokes
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I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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Fire jokes
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My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”

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Family jokes
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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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Priest jokes
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