Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 24 December

Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

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Dark Humor
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To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you

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Family jokes

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Woman jokes
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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Stairs jokes
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What was my great grandpas last words

SHIT MG42!!!

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Dark Humor
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I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me “pick a star sign any star sign” “I said Capricorn” He said “Nahh you got cancer”

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Doctors jokes

You are the reason double doors were invented

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Fat jokes
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Stairs jokes
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Where do sick boats go? – The dock!

There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!

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Doctors jokes
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Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

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Hell jokes
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What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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Game jokes

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

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Dark Humor
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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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Priest jokes
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I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

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Stick jokes
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Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!

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Poor jokes
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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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Woman jokes
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Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Fat jokes
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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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Paint jokes
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…???

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Doctors jokes
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Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next

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Waiting jokes
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