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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

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Green jokes

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Dark Humor
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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Stairs jokes
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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There was a kidnapping at school…

Don?t worry, he woke up.

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Puns jokes

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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Game jokes
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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”

“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Puns jokes
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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Family jokes
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Fight jokes
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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revouir, GGG

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Sea jokes
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Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!

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Transport jokes
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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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Dark Humor
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Transport jokes
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Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Life jokes

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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Fight jokes
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Poor jokes
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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Hope jokes
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Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?

He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-

Oh Wait

YOU FOOL-

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Waiting jokes
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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Green jokes
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