Ñàìîå ïîïóëÿðíîå 18 July
All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
Sincerely, Zane
| Life jokes |
| Puns jokes |
| Fat jokes |
| Hope jokes |
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.
| Puns jokes |
R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
| Paint jokes |
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
| Sea jokes |
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!
What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
| Stairs jokes |
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
| Woman jokes |
| Hit jokes |
What’s green then red all over?
A frog in a blender!:)
| Green jokes |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
| Poor jokes |
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
| Dream jokes |
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…”
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
| Dark Humor |
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
| Priest jokes |
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
| Stairs jokes |
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
| Waiting jokes |
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
| Poor jokes |
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
| Dark Humor |
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
| Family jokes |
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