I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.
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Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey
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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it
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My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”

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