My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
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There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead.
Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife”
Priest, “how so?”
Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all”
Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box"
Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again”
Then Matt walks out the door
Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!”
Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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An older retired couple — the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.

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