How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Why did the Chinese woman hang up?
Because she Wang the Wong number
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.
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Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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