Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her…Off the nearby cliff..

Boy: my girlfriend didn’t dump me, I dumped her…
Off the nearby cliff

😡 😕 😐 🙂 😂

Д А Л Е Е!

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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One day I got home and told my girlfriend “I cheated on you.” she replied with “F**k you” I then said “But you won’t, that’s why I cheated on you.”

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So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told.
What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if your from Alabama

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