My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
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How do you know when you girlfriend is to young?
You have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth…
Sorry
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What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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My girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
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When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

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