If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractiv..

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

😡 😕 😐 🙂 😂

Д А Л Е Е!

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Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: “G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can’t wait to see it”
So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigcka Smith goes: “KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR f@ckING MOUTH!” Me: “Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers”

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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the f@cking autopsy!”

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Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

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Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

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