What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?He wipes his butt...

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.

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My girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

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My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

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Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can y’all stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.

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