My girlfriend asked me if we could have ... I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what’s that, she said I f@ck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh

Woman jokes

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You need a shovel to find her…

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Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.

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I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

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