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8 August: Top today:
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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8 August: Green jokes:
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What’s green and smells like bacon?
Kermit’s finger.
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8 August: Computer jokes:
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
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8 August: Fat jokes:
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8 August: Transport jokes:
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8 August: Job jokes:
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
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My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
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8 August: Doctors jokes:
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.
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Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news Patient: What’s the good news? Doctor: I’ve got u flowers Patient: Awww, What’s the bad news? Doctor: They’re for your grave
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8 August: Puns jokes:
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
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8 August: Stairs jokes:
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
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