Best Jokes
27 April: Top today:
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire
Hot wheels
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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
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27 April: Computer jokes:
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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27 April: Waiting jokes:
Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira: SAME!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina: I know, right?
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27 April: Ex jokes:
I see too many of my ex’s there
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27 April: Woman jokes:
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.”
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank? ”
The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”
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27 April: Game jokes:
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
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27 April: Job jokes:
If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
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John: hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
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27 April: Family jokes:
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”
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My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
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27 April: Transport jokes:
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
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Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
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27 April: Poor jokes:
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Really isn’t that bad as long as you are involved in the world’s oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills?????????????????????? lack of money is the root of all evil? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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