Best Jokes
17 April: Top today:
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
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They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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17 April: Paint jokes:
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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17 April: Dream jokes:
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Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams.??
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17 April: Dark Humor:
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
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I will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
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17 April: High jokes:
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
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17 April: Green jokes:
What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
…a girl scout that got hit by a car
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17 April: What’s the difference?:
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
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17 April: Family jokes:
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
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17 April: Stairs jokes:
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17 April: Transport jokes:
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
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