Best Jokes

6 June: Top today:

%%Dad: “Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?

Son: “Nah, mostly men.”

Dad: “Do you think you’d be comfortable telling that to a judge in court…”

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Family jokes
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Game jokes


6 June: High jokes:
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6 June: Doctors jokes:

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: “I’m sorry, you only have ten left.” The other man smiles nervously and asks, “T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him. “Nine.”

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My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

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What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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6 June: Dark Humor:
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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me:??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me:???. My depression:?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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6 June: Poor jokes:

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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6 June: Puns jokes:
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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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