Stick jokes

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Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG Get your mind together

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A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints By:Xzavier

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)

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What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common? The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing Wow that was explosive! Man I’m on fire ?? today

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whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

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How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

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