In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
“I’d hit that”
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy: LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice:) no one ever does:) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die:)?
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why didn’t Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
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