Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”
And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
You are the reason double doors were invented
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
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