What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
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