Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!???
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
Why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
Why did the sea cry? Because it felt salty and blue
What did the the sea do when it seen the beach
It waved
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below “sea” level
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long though sea.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
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