Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
RUS | ENG
