Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
THIS IS A RYTHME
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress And they had a little fun Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
And they had a little fun
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
One depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
A e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
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