Fire jokes

Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

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a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it

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Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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