A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
Why did stephen hawkins die
He lost internet connections
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
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