Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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