My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
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