What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
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