What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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