NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hell out of it”
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Why can’t heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing? ”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend.:)
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Ahem… if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
Answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
Or
Hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
Some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
It ain’t always easy having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain’t hard
How to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell… because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
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