Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…
Me: So… You’re new?
Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm!
Me: Well what are your skills?
Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know…
Me: What are you trying out for?
Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts.
Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job…
Me: How did you know about us?
Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends!
Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos)
Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job!
Depression: tHaNKS:)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED:]
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As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.