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And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
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My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.
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Waking up everyday living a sane life!
I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
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