An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said,?You look like a million pounds!? The wife divorced him.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!