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Ahem… if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
Answer the phone with this Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you? Or Hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you? Some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health |
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I will never forget my mother and fathers last words
WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
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THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares… THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
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My version of the Roses are red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!