There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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