What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

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