What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna

“I’d hit that”

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates.

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.