What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time —————

.tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.