When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? — Because he needed some space.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???