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A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing?”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”
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THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares… THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
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My version of the Roses are red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
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Ahem… if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
Answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
Or
Hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
Some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health