What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?

…a girl scout that got hit by a car

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.