Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

You shouldn’t bully fat people

They already have enough on their plate