Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? — Because he needed some space.
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Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.

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A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers

Like if your not A GAY

Dislike if your furry

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When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.

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My boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

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