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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays?300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them